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    • Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
    • Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
    • Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
    • Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
    • Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
    • Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
    • Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
    • Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
    • Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
    • Period: Yell at a puppy.
    5,403 plays >,<


    (Source: melissaimani)

    Anonymous asked:
    i want to tell you so much but that ship has sailed.

    Huh?